Temporarily forgetting her vendetta against Jason and Jessica, Violet spent the episode teaching Adilyn and Wade how to do weird sex stuff - “When I was your age, I used to f-k my brother, too,” she reassured them, as she unveiled a bevy of nipple clamps and dildos - before eventually lashing out against the young lovers. Many, many times.) It wasn’t all fun and games, though, as the men of Numi’s past were merely appearing to warn her about her impending death… but that’s really her problem, not ours.ĬRAZY SEXY GHOUL | I’d love to sit Violet down and ask about her end-game plan, because I have no idea what her crazy ass is really up to. (I call it “iconic” because it’s one of the first results when you Google “Ryan Kwanten,” which I have done. It also gave Jason an excuse to recreate his iconic football look from Season 2. Newlin had herself a full-on mental breakdown this week, which reunited her with the most important men in her life - including gay ex-husband Steve and headless ex-lover Governor Burrell. Naturally, he intends to make Eric the spokesperson (possibly because he saw how well it worked for Calvin Klein).ĬASE OF THE EXES | Speaking of Numi, the former Mrs.
It’s all part of his brilliant plan to mass-produce Nu Blood, a Hep-V antidote made by synthesizing Numi’s miracle blood. Following Eric’s interrogation of Amber, which ended abruptly when he decided to stake her, his new “cowboy” “friend” - which needs double air quotes, because neither are really true - turned to more effective methods of tracking down Sarah Newlin (aka “Numi”). NU BLOOD | Of course, the most unfortunate aspect of Bill’s condition, at least from a viewer’s perspective, is that the existence of a cure kind of kills all the suspense. (And what would True Blood be without all the humping?) She needed to hear that nothing could be done to save Bill, for it was his allegedly imminent death that inspired all the humping. The return of Sookie’s fairie grandfather Niall was also unexpected - we’re all trying to forget Season 6, am I right? - but I suppose it was a necessary part of Sookie’s journey.
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